Whether you're solving for x or just trying to survive your 3rd first period of the day, this mug is the real MVP.

Featuring a math variable design that says, “I speak fluent algebra—don’t test my variables,” it’s perfect for those who know that coffee and calculus are both non-negotiables. Sharp, sleek, and unapologetically nerdy, this black ceramic mug adds just the right amount of math anxiety to your morning routine (but like, the fun kind). A must-have for math teachers, overachievers, or anyone who knows PEMDAS is not a suggestion.

Ideal for:

Grading papers, passive-aggressively sipping during meetings, or flexing your math muscles in the teacher’s lounge.

Product Features:

• Glossy ceramic that screams “I have tenure and a TI-84.”
• Crisp, vivid print that won’t fade—unlike your patience during exam season.
• Microwave and dishwasher safe, because you have no time for extra steps.
• Available in 11oz and 15oz (aka Regular Caffeine Dose and Emergency Level).
• C-shaped handle that fits even the most tired math teacher's death grip.

Care Instructions:

• Dishwasher safe (top rack preferred, like your students’ best test scores).
• Or hand-wash with warm water and dish soap while overthinking your life choices.