Ever walked into a classroom with zero context, a roll sheet from 2006, and a note that just says “Good luck”? Then congratulations — you’re a professional substitute teacher, and this shirt is for you.

This ultra-soft unisex tee is the perfect armor for those brave enough to tame chaos without a seating chart. Whether you're winging it with middle schoolers or surviving the dreaded double-period high school econ class, this shirt says, “I don’t know your name, but I do know how to keep you alive until the bell rings.”

Ideal for: last-minute calls, mysterious lesson plans, and pretending you’re not crying during your “bathroom break.” Bonus: it’s stylish enough to wear straight from school to your emergency coffee run or post-shift therapy session (or both).

Because you're not just a sub — you're a Pro-Sub, baby. Own it.

Product features:

• Seamless one-piece knit for a smooth, “I definitely didn’t iron this” look.
• Ribbed collar stays snatched, even if your patience doesn’t.
• Shoulder tape = reinforced durability for surviving even the most feral class periods.
• 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to nap in after pretending you had control.
• Ethically made, because someone has to have morals around here.

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold (as cold as the welcome you got from period 3).
• Tumble dry low, unlike your expectations.
• Do not bleach. You’re bright enough.
• Iron on low heat if you’re feeling ambitious (we won’t judge if you’re not).
• Do not dryclean. You’re not a principal.