Welcome to the chaos.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a wearable mood for anyone who's ever tried wrangling five-year-olds before 10 a.m. Designed for exhausted educators, caffeinated parents, and anyone who’s mastered the art of smiling through the madness, this hoodie wraps you in soft fleece and sarcastic solidarity. Whether you're dodging glitter, herding tiny humans, or collapsing on the couch at 4:05 p.m., this is your uniform.

Made for the kind of tired that’s adorable and unhinged at the same time, this hoodie serves up cozy comfort with a dash of comic relief. Perfect for Teacher Appreciation Week, birthdays, or that moment when you realize your energy level has officially been hijacked by a juice box.

Product features:

• Adjustable hood with drawstrings, because your hair hasn't been brushed since Monday
• Kangaroo pouch pocket—ideal for hands, snacks, or emergency stickers
• Cloud-soft fleece interior with a gentle hand-feel (you deserve this)
• Stylish heather options to match your under-eye circles
• Regular fit, true to size, and made for real-life movement (like dodging rogue glue sticks)

Care instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• No bleach—glitter damage is enough
• Tumble dry: low heat, preferably while you nap
• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat (if you ever find time)
• Do not dry clean unless someone else is paying