Math emergencies? Stay calm(ish) and stylish in this hilariously relatable tee from Panic and Pedagogy. Featuring a frazzled Number 1 getting the royal treatment (because math teachers always carry the one), this shirt is perfect for educators who can laugh through the chaos of grading, equations, and caffeine-fueled lesson planning. Made with ridiculously soft ring-spun cotton, it’s comfy enough for parent conferences, PD days, or existential crises in the copy room.

Whether you're correcting homework at midnight or explaining for the 47th time why you do need to show your work, this shirt carries you through it all, with precision and just a hint of panic.

Product features:

• Seamless sides = less scratchy, more sassy
• Ribbed collar stays strong through awkward staff meetings
• Shoulder tape for when you're literally carrying the one (and the team)
• Ethically made, so your conscience is as clear as your whiteboard

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your classroom in January
• Tumble dry low like your expectations during state testing
• No bleach, no drama
• Iron if you must, but wrinkles = authenticity