Teaching is chaos. Might as well look good doing it.

This Panic and Pedagogy Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is for the educators who run on caffeine, existential dread, and sheer charisma. Whether you're handing out pop quizzes or laughing to keep from crying during parent conferences, this shirt brings the smartass energy you deserve.

Soft as your classroom playlist and more dependable than your copy machine, it's the tee you'll reach for whether you're heading to school, staff meetings, or wine night with your grade-level team. Makes a great gift for that hilarious coworker—or yourself. Because you're the main character.

Product Features:

• One-piece construction for a sleek fit and less waste (yay, sustainability!)
• Ribbed collar that bounces back better than your students after summer break
• Reinforced shoulder seams for all that emotional labor you carry
• Made with ethically sourced, ring-spun cotton—because you care about the world, even if your students don’t recycle
• Lightweight and comfy enough to survive a full day of teaching and PD

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your classroom AC in winter)
• Tumble dry low (like your patience by 3rd period)
• No bleach, no dry cleaning, and definitely no stressing about it