When “inside voice” just isn’t in your IEP.
This unisex softstyle tee is for the educators who teach dodgeball with a whistle in one hand and existential dread in the other. Whether you're corralling chaotic kindergartners, commanding a dodgeball court like it’s the Roman Colosseum, or just trying to get a student to stop licking a cone, this shirt has your back (and your diaphragm).
With a hilariously bold message and ridiculously soft fabric, it’s the uniform of choice for gym teachers, chaotic neutral coaches, or anyone one bad day away from yelling “LET’S RUN LAPS” in the teacher’s lounge. Great for back-to-school, field day, or that moment when you realize your Apple Watch thinks you're working out but you’re just redirecting 6th graders.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton that’s softer than a participation trophy
- Ribbed collar and seamless design, because we don’t have time for scratchy shirts or seams that scream louder than we do
- Classic crew neckline so you can rock it at work, happy hour, or your third IEP meeting of the day
- Printed with DTF magic for a design that lasts longer than your last set of pencils
- Oeko-Tex certified, because even chaos deserves ethics
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, like your hallway stare
- Tumble dry low, like your hopes in May
- Do not bleach, unless it’s your hair in June
- Iron on low, or just don’t—wrinkles match your energy