Meet your new emotional support tote. Whether you're lugging around ungraded papers, a half-eaten granola bar, or the weight of existential dread, this cotton canvas bag is here for it. Designed for chaotic commutes, last-minute copy room sprints, and spontaneous “I quit” daydreams, this tote says, “I’m holding it together… barely, but stylishly.”

Perfect for teachers, students, and anyone teetering on the edge of burnout with a smile. Use it for groceries, gym clothes, or stuffing in everything you swore you'd grade over the weekend. Bonus: it’s eco-friendly, unlike your coping mechanisms.

Great for back-to-school gifts, teacher appreciation, or spontaneous acts of self-love when caffeine just isn’t cutting it.

Product Features:

• 100% cotton canvas: durable enough for books and emotional baggage
• Flat corners for a clean, streamlined look (even if your life isn’t)
• Reinforced self-fabric handles: because you're carrying more than just supplies
• Ethically sourced from India – globally conscious, like your pedagogy
• Comes in “Natural” or “Existential Crisis Black”

Care Instructions:

• Do not iron the print unless you enjoy regret
• Spot clean only – just like your mental health
• No bleach. We like our sarcasm undiluted.
• Line dry while you grade… or don’t. We won’t judge.