An existential crisis in cotton form.
You bought the 48-pack. You labeled each one. You even gave a speech about responsibility. And yet… somehow… they’re gone. This shirt doesn’t have the answers, but it does ask the question keeping educators awake at night:
What. Happens. To. The. Pencils?!
Perfect for teachers, tutors, and anyone who has ever watched a child chew on a #2 like it’s a corn dog at the state fair. Whether you’re managing a classroom, crying in your car, or just vibing in the supply closet with the last working Expo marker, this tee is soft, breathable, and emotionally supportive.
Gift it to your favorite teacher, your exhausted coworker, or yourself (because no one’s returning your pencils either). Warning: may prompt spontaneous donations of rogue Ticonderogas.
Product features:
- No side seams = no distractions from your pencil-based paranoia
- Ribbed collar: stays sturdy while your faith in humanity doesn’t
- Shoulder tape: because even your seams need emotional support
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, stress-softened feel
- Ethically produced, because your classroom might be chaotic but your fashion ethics are flawless
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with fellow broken dreams
- Tumble dry low, like your expectations
- Don’t bleach (this isn’t your lesson plans)
- Iron on low, or just don’t — we’re teachers, not runway models