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Because hearsay belongs in gossip columns, not your classroom.

This shirt isn’t just soft—it’s historically accurate. Rock this bold, scholarly tee and remind the world (and your students) that if there’s no scroll, it’s just a rumor. Whether you’re a history teacher, research junkie, or just someone who claps back with citations, this shirt is your new uniform for academic sass.

Perfect for:

  • Teachers who live for footnotes.
  • Students trying to pass your class.
  • History buffs who don’t mess with fake news.
  • Literally anyone who’s ever yelled, “Cite your sources!”

Product Features:

  • No side seams = no distractions while debunking myths.
  • Ribbed collar holds its shape—unlike conspiracy theories.
  • Shoulder tape = durability that rivals your lesson plans.
  • 100% ring-spun cotton = soft like a well-worn textbook.
  • Ethically sourced, so you can lecture about sustainability while wearing it.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (like your historical takes).
  • Tumble dry low (like your tolerance for Wikipedia citations).
  • Do not bleach (unless you want revisionist history).
  • Iron with low heat (just like your sarcasm).

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