This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a wearable hug for the perpetually tired and profoundly caffeinated.

Whether you’re dodging admin in the hallway, grading 87 essays from the void, or crying softly into your coffee during your “planning period,” this hoodie has your back (literally).

Emblazoned with the iconic Panic and Pedagogy logo, this cozy companion says, “Yes, I’m barely holding it together—but I look fantastic doing it.” The adjustable hood is perfect for hiding your existential dread, and the kangaroo pocket doubles as a safe place for your cold hands or confiscated fidget toys.

Ideal for educators, overachievers, or anyone who thought teaching would come with more free time and fewer acronyms. Makes a great gift for Teacher Appreciation Week, casual Fridays, or just surviving another IEP meeting without screaming.

Product features:

• Side seams strong enough to survive a hallway duty meltdown
• Adjustable hood with drawstring for maximum brooding
• Kangaroo pouch pocket: great for snacks or emotional baggage
• Soft cotton/poly blend for burnout-level comfort
• Fits true to size—even if your spirit doesn’t

Care instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (like your classroom floor in January)
• Do not bleach (unless you want to match your lesson plans)
• Tumble dry low (you deserve some gentleness)
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat (just like your motivation)
• Do not dryclean (save that money for markers)