Finally—a hat that says “I’m barely holding it together, but at least my head looks amazing.”

This Panic and Pedagogy snapback is the unofficial uniform of burned-out brilliance. Whether you're dodging emails, grading during recess, or just hiding from admin in the parking lot, this cap’s got you covered—literally and emotionally.

With structured panels tougher than your 4th period class and breathable mesh for all that panic sweat, it’s the ultimate headwear for educators who teach hard, cry quietly, and still show up with flair.

Wear your burnout with pride. On your head. In public. Boldly.

Product Features

• Mid-profile structure to hold the weight of your overthinking.
• Mesh back for ventilation—because teaching is hot work.
• Adjustable snap so it fits whether you're full of hope or barely hanging on.
• Durable build, just like your will to teach another unit on the Industrial Revolution.
• Pre-curved visor, because straight brims are for people who’ve slept this week.

Care Instructions

• Spot clean with warm water and mild soap—just like your soul.
• No need to soak it (that’s your students’ job when they see a pop quiz).
• Use a soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots (or for when you need a distraction from spiraling).