
Introducing the ultimate T-shirt for those holding the school together one crisis, schedule change, and pep talk at a time. This Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is tailor-made for guidance counselors who juggle transcripts, teen meltdowns, and mystical schedule wizardry—all before second period. Equal parts cozy and clever, this tee radiates empathy, wit, and just a dash of caffeine-powered survival.
Whether you’re decoding someone’s GPA, talking a kid through their fifth existential crisis this week, or just need a wearable reminder that you do in fact hold the emotional infrastructure of the school, this shirt gets it.
Perfect for spirit days, IEP meetings, and casual strolls past students who “swear they emailed you already.” It’s also a top-tier gift for anyone who keeps a drawer full of granola bars and tissues and somehow still gives good advice.
Designed with love and burnout.
Product Features
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances the overall aesthetic.
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape and comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, enhancing durability.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
- Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care Instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors