Because priorities matter, and your sanity is one of them.

Start your day the way every teacher dreams of: ignoring the pile of grading, skipping the lesson planning, and sipping liquid survival from a mug that gets you. Featuring an outrageously over-caffeinated cartoon mug and a brutally honest checklist (spoiler: caffeine is the only box checked), this ceramic masterpiece is more than a drink holder—it’s a cry for help in a handleable format.

Whether you’re surviving Monday, prepping for a sub, or pretending everything’s fine (again), this mug is here to say what your face already screams. Great for classrooms, Zoom calls, or quietly sipping in the parking lot while deciding if you really want to go inside.

Product Features

• Glossy ceramic finish with bold, crisp design
• Microwave-safe for those “reheat it 3 times before finishing” kind of days
• Dishwasher-safe—because grading takes enough of your soul already
• Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes (pick your level of chaos)
• Built to endure every eye twitch and existential crisis

Care Instructions

• Dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap
• Not responsible for any outbursts caused by a lack of caffeine