Let’s be real: some of your students think punctuation is optional.

This shirt is here to remind them—commas aren’t decoration, they’re survival tools. Whether you're teaching sentence structure or just trying to stop another literary homicide, this tee says what you’re too tired to repeat for the 4th time today.

Made for English teachers, grammar nerds, and anyone who’s ever had to mutter “It’s you’re, not your” under their breath during a staff meeting. It’s comfy enough for marathon grading sessions and stylish enough to wear to that PD where nobody understands your wit.

Warning: May cause spontaneous diagramming of compound-complex sentences.

Product Features

• No side seams—because you’re already holding your classroom together.
• Ribbed collar that snaps back better than your students after lunch.
• Shoulder tape for structure—unlike half the essays you just graded.
• 100% ethically sourced cotton, because punctuation shouldn’t come at a moral cost.
• Light and breathable, like the “correct answer” floating somewhere in the back of the room.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (just like your last observation feedback).
• Tumble dry low—burnout is enough heat for one person.
• Iron on low if you’re feeling extra.