Checklist Complete, Sanity Optional! Premium Tote

If you’re the kind of educator who carries the emotional weight of 120 students and a suspiciously loud bag of fruit snacks, this tote’s for you. One side features the ultimate teacher checklist (because crossing things off is our love language), and the other side reps the Panic and Pedagogy logo—proof that you survive on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure academic grit.

Whether you're schlepping essays, emergency goldfish crackers, or just trying to look like you have your life together at parent pickup, this tote has your back. Sturdy, spacious, and unapologetically you.

Basically? It’s the bag version of “I did everything, but I’m still behind.”

Perfect for:

• Teacher Appreciation Week (because you do deserve nice things)
• Back-to-school survival kits
• That one coworker who still carries everything in a plastic grocery bag (we see you)

Product Features:

• Made from 100% polyester: because teachers need durability as much as they need a nap
• Reinforced stitching on the handles—engineered to survive hallway stampedes
• Boxed corners = more room for your snacks, stickers, and existential dread
• Comes in three sizes, so pick your emotional baggage level
• Easy to clean, because life (and lunch) gets messy

Care Instructions:

• Remove the chaos inside before cleaning.
• Spot treat the weird stains (we don’t ask questions).
• Wipe down with warm soapy water and let it air dry—just like your last nerve.